INQUEST OF THE TRUTH


These are segments recovered from my son's blog "Inquest of the Truth." If any of you "Questers" have heard from Ronny in the last six weeks, please contact the hosting company. He's 31, stands 5'8" and weights 125 lbs, brown eyes, brown hair, thick black glasses. His father and I are worried sick. Please help us find our boy.

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Hey Ronny's mom, bummer about Ronny. Here's the full "Inquest of the Truth." Hope this helps. The one-world government can't keep a good Quester down. -TardisStarkillerForce


Inquest of the Truth - Ronny Hayes' blog


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The Werewolf Whisperer Trial
Hey Questers,
Are you watching it? The Werewolf Whisperer trial started today at 10 A.M. Pacific Time. How'd you like to be on that jury? Lucy Lowell sure looks nervous. She should be. This is where the Hound Chow hits the fan. They are gonna dig, and she won't be able to hide her government ties. Are you excited? Maybe you didn't catch it, but in the opening statement (about 7 min in) they mentioned the horse trailer video that we've all seen. But did you notice the reference to the recovered cell phone footage backstage of that "rumored" Christmas infomercial? Like I've been saying all along, Questers. It's real!!! I am gonna find it, but if anyone else finds it first, post the link in the comment section below.

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Investigation Day 1
Found it, and boy is it a doozy!
Link to video. I know, the video is super shaky, but if you look really close you can make out Lucy Lowell on the ground next to the fake fireplace. She's the one in the blood-spattered white suit. Xochitl Magaña is the one with the big gun. See all those Ferals running around? Totally out of control. What does that say about Lucy Lowell's abilities? I think there's a connection between Lucy Lowell's powers over the Weres and the government program called Black Lotus. Could it be that there are multiple Lucy Lowells, grown in government labs, and the copies are not as strong as the original — like a photocopy of a photocopy? If I could just get more information about what happened on that shoot. If anyone knows anything else about the Hanna's Rescue and Rehabilitation infomercial, where it was shot, the production company, anything, leave the 411 in the comment section.

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Investigation Day 2
Hot on the trail! I spent hours staring at a screenshot of the craft services table. The box of doughnuts is from a bakery in the Ferry Building. Can't believe what I'm looking for is right in my backyard. I'm gonna call there now, maybe I can pretend I'm from the accounting department of the production company. I'll let you know if I succeed...
Hey Questers, I am such a rock star! The girl at the doughnut shop totally bought my act. She remembered the order for The Werewolf Whisperer infomercial because * get this * the check for the snacks bounced. To make up for the loss, they started selling Werebeast Bites (just plain old doughnut holes). She said the name of the director is Noel Ackerman. Now I've got to do some sleuthing! Maybe he has representation. Got to get back to watching The Werewolf Whisperer trial. Good thing I set my mom's DVR. Hey, on a sidenote, my Clipper card is empty. If any of you Questers are in the Bay Area, can you give me a ride? If you can, please leave your phone number in the comment section.

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FREAK!!!!
-BillyGoatKiller


Investigation Day 3
Three days in, and things aren't looking good for team Werewolf Whisperer. Did you see how the plaintiff's lawyer raked that girl, Megan, over the coals? I feel sorry for her. Sucked in by Kyon Knows and "his" silly children's rhymes and mesmerizing website. * I mean you practically have to be a savant to navigate the thing. * That girl has no clue that these are classic government brainwashing techniques designed to fill our youths' heads with subliminal messages and throw off the public. Obviously, the government is using Kyon Knows to create little sleeper cells of teenage Were wannabes, waiting for their orders from Uncle Sam. Kyon Knows wants everyone to believe it’s a virus. But we all know, Questers, that it's a bioweapon. First it was airborne. But I think the next target will be the water supply. Better start stockpiling, Questers.

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Investigation Day 4
Still haven't been able to get a face-to-face with the director of that Werewolf Whisperer infomercial. His agent said he was shooting in Antarctica. How can that even be? The California quarantine was just lifted. That Noel guy obviously knows something, and the government is trying to hide it. And I'm gonna prove it. I know I'm on the right track. I managed to make out the name of the extra casting company on the raw footage online. I will track them down today. * Just as soon as I can get my mom to reload my Clipper card. *

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Investigation Day 5
Hit the jackpot at the Little People Casting Agency on Haight. At the request of my source, I am withholding her name.
Elf #3: "That job ruined me. Can't look at another Santa suit...And my bread and butter is playing a fucking elf! And I know that smarmy Noel totally got those Ferals off of Craig's List. He's a lying son of a bitch! And his check never cleared."
My source went on to say that after "the incident," her boyfriend ran away with a miniature poodle. I think she was pulling my leg. But I did get the name of the on-set dog trainer — Rose Mercer. And she lives somewhere around Muir Woods. That's all I know. Hey, Questers, give a shout if you can help me out.

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Investigation Day 6
So, my mom never reloaded my Clipper card. Had to walk across the Golden Gate and take a scary-ass shuttle bus up to Muir Woods. Thought for sure we were gonna take a nosedive over the cliff edge a couple of times. And I got sick on the bus. Fucking embarrassing. Hey, anyone know how to get to Broglie? There aren't any signs. And my signal's shitty.

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Investigation Day 7
Goddamn woods!!!! Everything looks the same. And it's scary. Where the fuck am I? Is this even posting? 

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Investigation Day 8
Thank the maker! I found a campsite. Gonna get a ride into Broglie tomorrow with Edna and Walter Berry. They were spending their retirement traveling the country in their RV. And they got stuck in California after K-Day. They're awesome. They've got a satellite dish and Wi-Fi. Time to catch up on The Werewolf Whisperer trial.

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Investigation Day 9
Finally found Rose Mercer, a.k.a. Granny, just outside of Broglie. Town's full of recluse ganga-smoking whack jobs. Don't they know what's going on in the world? We're in the middle of the werewolf apocalypse, for god's sake. But come to think of it, I didn't notice any Hounds or Ferals anywhere in the area...I wonder. Is this one of those Werebeast free zones I heard about at the WAAGS meetings?
* Questers, post a comment if you've got the 411. *
I promise you, I'm gonna crack this Lowell/Magaña trial wide open. The Reverend Doctor Barns will have to take notice of me now...I'm starting to think someone is following me.

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Investigation Day 10
I made it, Questers! Spent the night at Granny's. Big spread. Lots of land. Lots of dogs. She makes the best peanut butter and bacon sandwiches. Nice lady. Her daughter is really hot too, but her grandkid gives me the creeps. Wonder what the story is there. And they're tight-lipped. Especially when I started asking questions. Probably brainwashed by The Werewolf Whisperer. Might have to turn the screws. Oh, and I better check in with my mom. This is gonna take a couple of more days.

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